Sabba opens his door and leads you to the table 'come sit, we shall eat, drink and tell many stories' he said as he filled the tankards with mead 'ya came for the story of when i flew with no bird ya?..or is it the one where i stole a Free woman for an entire moon...or maybe the one where i stole the golden holy ring from Cardonicus no?' he rambled on 'well, either story ya want, you know i got the story telling gift, so it will be good, ' he said as he sipped his drink, his toddler woke up and a slave rushed from the back room saying 'i got it, i got it' Runa was always first to care for Yrsa, Sabbas daughter 'right, where were we before me daughter gave her two coppers worth' he sniffs 'smells like 6 coppers worth in there Runa, open a window' he chuckled 'ok, lets begin ehh, pin yer ears back, this be a good one' he chuckled 'so before the snow came, we had some really fucked up winds, and one day, i go off up to the tarn cot, to check on me fat loaf that cant fly...yea, lots alot of flight feathers and trashed his tail fleeing Cardy one stormy night, but anyway, thats a whole nuther story' he winked and drank from his tankard 'so ya, im walking up not a bother on me right, and Valo peeks his bobbly stupid head out and chirps hearing me trying to walk up the ramp, note to self, wet wood is slippy, and high winds?' he shook his head laughin 'so, i get up there and hes all hoping from one foot to another and leads out an eardrum bursting shriek, right in my face, im lucky his breath didnt kill me' he laughed and thumped the table 'more mead, its only 9 am' he barked as Runa ran out from the baby 'got it got it got it' she rushed off into the kitchen to clean herself, seemed Yrsa had a pee party Runa wasnt expecting 'take yer time, yer drippin' he smirked, he'd look back at you as he sipped his drink 'that one, is about to have a sudden change in status, but, shh, i aint plannin on tellin her yet, she'd get lazy' he grinned, 'so, where was i ...oh yea, death breath, right, so i go in, check the tarn cots gonna hold up and bring up two large buckets of meat and bone ,he had already eaten a slave the hand before, so he wasnt starvin, so he gets major excited, and we wrestle, as we always do, but the time, he pins me to the wall with his foot, stupid tit got himself stuck i just slid down the wall and then realized, ya hes proper stuck and getting mad, so of course, coz im so sweet, i walk over and begin yanking each talon out of the wood, and at the last one, that asshole flapped and tossed me clean out of the fucking hut' he said as he took out a sketch done by his rather talented slave, 'was like this, ' he smirked
right so, ya can be thinkin there, shit that aint good' he said as he rose, and now filled two bowls with stew, placing one before you 'eat up, ' he said as he sat 'so like, im there, hanging, and this fucking bird brain waddles out, and peers over at me, and like he fuckin knew, he started to peck at me fingers, i screamed at him, and instead of being frightened, he gave me upside-down bobble head, its a very stupid sight' he smirked, and paused to stuff his face.
Runa was finally clean and came around refilling the drink 'hes just like you my Yarl' she said, in her earth accent so clear 'hes trouble' he smiled at him as she finished refilling tankards, and vanished once again, So after a few mouthfuls Sabba paused to chew and take a sip of mead 'right, so, anyways, stupid head, hes giving it socks with his beak, gently mind you, gently, lifting each finger of mine, till i fall off, , man i hit every branch on the way down and then some' he chuckled 'and what did Valo do. peered over the damn edge, and calls at me like, hey, dude, ya ok?' Sabba shook his head 'fuck me, had i been able to walk, id have gone back up and plucked the cunt' he smirked 'break in me leg, lotta bruises, but i live on, to fall another day' hed chuckle
Sabba finished his meal, and once all food and drink was done, he smiled as you get up to leave his hut 'hey listen, come back for more right, i still gotta tell ya about me robbing the temple of Cardonicus, spoiler alert, i shit on there gold every day now' he winked and lead ya out 'was nice to see ya, Bye' he waved as you left and headed back in 'what a nice person, coming to enjoy the wild storys of Bergvik' he smiled and went about his day ,a tired Slave girl running around behind him controlling the chaos he left in his wake
